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okay just freestyling here:
top 5 list of things not to say in response to that police officer that asked you if you have broken any laws recently…?
(yes, an officer actually asked me this once, what an idiot)
5. “define recently…”
4. “yeah, but i destroyed all the evidence so HA”
3. “i’m not sure- too drunk to remember. but i smell bacon!”
2. “who’s law officer, yours or mine?”
1. “let me answer your question with another question. why don’t you shave your vag?”
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Please comment with your top 5 list of things not to say to an officer! Want feedback!
Much love readers,
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